Look who's talking, Natalie Portman or Macaulay Culkin

my daughter is beyond adorable. I know we all say that about our kids, honestly though, it's not just me, she's Welch's Grape Juice adorable.
(today I'm going to at least make an attempt at not travelling down Tangent Rd.)
what i really want to know is what exactly IS the fascination with poking at my eyes?? is this a typical infant thing? Has anyone talked to them about this matter, spoken to their HR director, gotten the low down on what their policy is for these situations??

Frankly I'd love to know. Babies/infants are frigging cute, but FYI that doesn't excuse absolutely EVERYTHING. or does it? if so what's the age where you need more than the cuteness to get away with stuff??

Surviving the teen years can be divided into two categories:
A) Macaulay Culkin
and
B) Natalie Portman

TYPE A) Macaulay Culkin Syndrome:
I mean obviously there is that awkward weird pre-teen to middle teen stage where your once adorable child morphs into this scrawny (or slightly chunky), acne riddled alien replica. It's like that episode of V where the pre-pubescent martian mixer chick changes fully into her alien form. (barf, it was a particularly graphic scene) Anyways, after that most of them make the transition to adult hood with little to no lasting disfigurement.

TYPE B) Natalie Portman Syndrome:
On rare occasions you get the lucky few individuals that make the move straight from cute/pretty to beautiful/Über Hot. It hardly seems fair does it? Do these people get to continue "poking peoples eyes" for the rest of their lives, unchallenged? Never having to answer for their actions simply because of their appearance? If so your only hope to avoid being a victim is to pair up with one, gain their trust and live the life of a sidekick.

Careful though, sometimes these pretty people like to turn their attention, slash unrelenting teasing and pinching on those that they are closest to. That being said, I'd rather get the "i love you, your so cute and fun" poke than the actual "I'll run your ass over like a train cause you pissed me off and I CAN because I'm super good looking" poke. yep, those ones are a bitch.

back to infants though, they really do get away with murder sometimes. And the "I'm super cute and don't speak English face", always works on me. I'm such a sucker. Someday's if she's feeling extra generous she'll follow up the eye poke with a face slap and hysterical laughter. it really is funny to watch.