I think i've seen this movie before...

honestly, i wonder sometimes if toddlers and infants aren't really superior beings from a different time space continuum, and the womb was just the transport. It makes sense if you've spent anytime with them. they just start out tiny and are learning a new language and social behaviours so they can assimilate successfully. My "kids" are brilliant, far more intelligent than i was at that age, i'm pretty sure they understand everything that i'm saying and just pick and choose what they want to listen to. they watch my reactions like i'm an experiment. Usually my eventual defeat is met with thunderous bouts of laughter from both of them. yes. yes indeed, i am confident that my theory is correct. now to prove it. i will start maticulously documenting their every move in an effort to uncover their sinister plot. i'll get the names and locations of their co-conspiritors and stop this plan to drive all competent adults crazy. After all once they have us proclaimed clinically insane, and commited to an asylum, it'll free up the world for their total domination. genius, except for one small flaw, they didn't see me coming.