Just a quick question

Why is it that my 1yr old daughter can parade around topless, with her belly hanging out, half a nutri-grain bar stuck between her fingers and the other half stuck to her face, dried milk in her hair, bright pink tights, one boot and still be adorable? Seriously, beyond adorable. And I wake up after a bottle of wine (shared)looking like a 60yr old bloated, balding male with a severe comb over? It's cruel and unfair is what it is. If I walked around like she does, people would think I just walked out of a frat party and was completely blitzed. Man, babies, well kids in general really, have it made. Enjoy it while it lasts. Now your cute Baby-Tubby, then you'll be the Crazy-Tubby topless broad with the drinking problem. The only difference will be about 30yrs, and the contents of the bottle.