ok, you've been creeping me out ALL summer. Everyday I could count on you to be standing there on the corner of my bay, with your ratty looking toque and poking stick aimed at the local school children, armed with that "crazy wild" look in your eyes like you were right there... Living on the edge of sanity, ready to pounce.
And now that it's actually Fricken winter outside, what I want to know is...WHERE THE HELL IS YOUR TOQUE?
I mean, plus 30, sure as shit, your toque is so far on it's practically a turtleneck. But now, it's minus myass outside, and you are dressed completely inappropriately!
Shame on you. If I thought that I had a chance in hell of getting that stick away from you, you can be sure that I would poke some sense into you. Are you rebelling or just EXTRA crazy with the weather change.
Maybe that's it. Maybe you're just ramping up the crazy to give you an edge over the half blind guy on the other corner. You know, the one with the ponytail and the cane that is always walking his "invisible dog" on the leash. I can only assume he thinks it's invisible otherwise he'd have to admit that all he does is drag a leash around every time he goes for a walk, and that my friend WOULD be crazy. This way he's creative or eccentric.
Between you and me, I still think you're the craziest Bitch on the Block so please put your toque back on.
Sincerely,
Creeped out, Caring and Concerned
I think I know that lady...
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thank you, if you enjoyed this you may want to check out my letter to Shoppers Drug Mart, "To whom it may concern". which i actually did send...i'm still awaiting their response..
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